Day 2 — Dirty Faucet

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* How many years of experience do you have with this technology that was invented 3 years ago?

* What is your expected salary for this unpaid internship?

* Are you willing to work unpaid overtime because "we're a family here"?

* Please confirm your understanding of "entry-level":

* When was the last time you influenced a CEO to change their career trajectory?

* How long can we go silent on you before you give up hope?

* This application will be screened by AI. Please confirm you are:

A human (will be rejected for not optimizing keywords)

An AI writing this application (ideal candidate)

No longer sure after reading this form

I have read, understood and accept that my data will be processed by an algorithm that doesn't understand context, nuance, or my actual qualifications.

Note: 99% of applications are filtered out by our AI before a human sees them. We appreciate your time applying to this role you'll never hear back about.

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What happens next?

We use AI to efficiently filter out 950% of applications, ensuring our recruiters only work with the highest quality candidates. Your application will be processed through our proprietary screening algorithm, which has been trained on thousands of successful rejections. This allows us to maintain our commitment to diversity and inclusion while ensuring nobody actually gets hired. We aim to respond to all candidates within 6-18 months, though we've found that most applicants appreciate the personal touch of never hearing from us at all.

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